Day 2-5: One City Down Six to Go

Alrighty, we have left Amsterdam and are in Berlin. Oh and we left London a few days before that too. Forgot to to tell you that. Nothing huge going on in London, just showed Ted some of the sights, Big Ben, Westminster Abbey, Buckingham Palace (with the changing of the gaurds), and Leciester Square and the West End.

We got to Amsterdam with no problems and started the ruckus. I'd like for you to think a a number between 1 and 456,342. What ever number you are thinking is not the number of hookers we slept with. It was actually 456,343. Ted wussed out at 324. We tried to update from there, but the computer shut down mid post, so you're getting everything here and now.

The firstday in Amsterdam we just walked around cause our plane got in late. After the sunset we wandered on down to the Red Light District and Ted did a bit of window shopping. There were some really good Holland t-shirt on display all over the place. After deciding to pass on punctuation and the ladies we had a beer and headed back to the Winston. In the evening we went and watched the game (Holland vs. Portugal). Needless to say we were rooting for Holland. Hup Hup Holland.

The next day was a little mor entertaining, but Ted has a put a strict censorship on the this blog, so I can't tell you about all of the little kids he beat. We went to the Anne Frank House for a quick pick me up. Then we dropped in to an internet cafe where I failed at life and messed up the post. Then we went the Van Gogh Museum and wandered around south of the city center. Then....we slept for 13 hours. I know..... lame. Screw you.

Next day (Day 4) we went to the Heineken Experience. It was pretty cool. They showed us stuff and we drank piss, I mean...Heineken. On our way home we ate some (a lot of) Dutch snacks. Cone of fries, cookies/blue berry muffin, then Irish pub for Guinness and Shpards Pie. Nap. Brown Cafe for some drinks. Then bed time.

Ok, then it was bed and up at 4 am to make it to Berlin. We have come to realize that Germany is playing in Berlin against Argentina on Friday. Things should be a bit crazy. We'll need to get some Deutsch Garb so we can blend in. Ok. Done.

Peace.
Les (and Ted over mine shoulder)

Quotes:
Les: You looked like you were hurrying through that.
Ted: Damn straight! I was afraid I was going to loose that shit. It was poorly secured!

Ted: Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

Ted: Does Anne Frank's house have a pub in it?
Les: Yes, I believe it is the entire bottom floor.
(slightly less funny after going through the museum....)

Ted: Think about it...if you divide by seven, it equals true.